HIS FUCKING FACE, LOLOLOLOLOL.


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"Unlike women's genitals, however, most anuses don't have labia..."

-- "Condoms," The Joy of Gay Sex

Um, wait, what? Just "most"?

WhatOh, I'd forgotten how hysterical this book is sometimes and how cartoonish the drawings are. And why the fuck is there a section about sex with animals? That's a whole other ballpark and has absolutely nothing to ( Read more... )

Whilst kitten-proofing my room today, I found The Joy of Gay Sex.

Okay, that's an interesting sentence.

Anyway, I'd almost forgotten that I had it. It was given to me by eruthros about five years ago. She'd gotten it at the BookExpo and had wanted it to go to a slash writer. I'm keeping it hidden but assessable because the story I'm working on for queenbitchfest may ( Read more... )

This is my new desktop wallpaper. And possibly my next LJ header image.


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And I fucking love it.

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01. Chase, the goldfish, was apparently so distraught about what happened on Monday's episode of House that he committed suicide during the night. RIP fishy. You outlived both Foreman and Cameron ( who you friggin' ate) by quite a margin. You shall be replaced later today. (Hey, he was a GOLDFISH. The mourning period for pet goldfishes is short ( Read more... )

Poll killing your little darlings. literally.

Nothing quite says Mormonism like the Velvet Underground's "I Found A Reason."